Flies

Someone once told me (about working in retail) "I zip more flies than a hooker!". She worked with clothing, but in truth, don't hookers usually unzip flies? Still I remember that line she said one day while walking down a store isle. I no longer see her very often anymore, but I think I will always remember her for saying that. I hope I am not remembered in future years for the silly things I say, though I guess it is better to be remembered for making someone laugh instead of making them cry.